When Cameron's about

Don't ask him for any snout

In an Oxford Country Garden

 

When dining with a Gaveston

you'll be taking Gaviscon

In the Downing Street Rose Garden

 

Your cock will drop

going for the wrong chop

In Lord Ashcroft's Country Garden

 

If you're a rotter

you'll do it with a trotter

At a Tory Party Conference

 

You'll be on remand

If you fancy a Cumberland

At a Tory Party Conference